Owe wer yer olideh thun?

We ad a luv-leh tarm, peepul talk’d eh bit funeh but evrehwun wer narce un frien-leh lark, foode wer alrart. Ad a padle in’t sea, it dint leve dirt-eh rings rand ankuls lark the north sea does… nd if yer squint yer cud see cornwall, thats narce int'it. Gota bit burnt bar sun, looks lark we’d ad ar eds in’t overn! Wud defnit'ley come er agen if we ad muneh - or cud win bingoh agen!