A failed attempt to win tickets to the Latitude Festival with a poem

This premium subscriber spends each day in an office with a view concealed by blinds,
his skin is looking a little pale and white; he could do with a dose of Suffolk sunlight.

This premium subscriber thinks the country air would do him some good,
he heard there will be bands that will play in the woods.

This premium subscriber is willing to phone in sick for a week,
he said after four days at Latitude he’ll need five days to sleep.

This premium subscriber is strapped for cash and will have to go cheap,
he said he’s willing to live off the land and hunt rainbow coloured sheep.

This premium subscriber is happy his music streams from the Spotify cloud,
but he said you can’t beat live music thumping in the chest really loud!